Murphy's Law på Latin

If the enemy is in range, so are you.		Si hostes visibilis, etiam tu.
Incoming fire has the right of way		Missiles invenientes semper potestatem viae habent
Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire		Noli eminere, catapultas allicies
There is always a way		Putamus viam semper esse
The easy way is always mined		Via perfacilis laqueis semper plena
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo		Conare nullius momenti videri fortasse missilibus careant
Professionals are predictable, it is the amateurs who are dangerous		Peritissimos semper praevidere possumus, rudi autem periculosi sunt
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: (a) when you are ready for them, (b) when you are not ready for them		Duobus temporibus oppugnant hostes: cum parati estis, et cum imparati estis
Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at		Collaboratio maximi momenti est, quia eis alterum scopum praebet
If you can't remember, the claymore is always pointed at you		Si id memini non potes, scutula dirumpens semper at te collineata est
The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack		Negligentia hostium quam non coluistis primus impetus erit
A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down		Vulnus pectoris sugens ne properetis mos naturae dicendi est
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush		Si impetus bene it, in laqueum incessistis
Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you		Numquam catapultas allice, iram omnium concitabis
Anything you can do can get you shot, including nothing		Ex quocumque facere poteris te sauciabit, nihilo comprehenso
Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out		Si hostibus difficile incedere facias tu quoque male extricabis
Never share a foxhole with one braver than yourself		Numquam fossam compartire cum viro tibi fortiore
If you are short of anything but the enemy you are in a combat zone		Si nihilo carueris nisi hostibus loco pugnae es
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy		Si locum inexpugnabilis facias, memento hostibus de hoc profiteri
Never forget your weapon is made by the lowest bidder		Numquam obliviscaris tua tela facta ab eis qui minima liciti sunt

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